credit: Athenejen@YT
*Some funny transcripts lol
starting 3:31
ZHOU MI: Okay, where were we. Kyuhyun!
KYUHYUN: Why?
ZHOU MI: "Why?" I was just going to ask you why. What type--
KYUHYUN ...what? (laughing)
ZHOU MI: --ofsongwouldyouwrite? What a crappy question. (pause) If you were going to write a song, what kind of song would it be?
KYUHYUN: Say it slowly.
ZHOU MI: If... you were going to write a song... what type of song would you write?
KYUHYUN: "Type?"
ZHOU MI: Yes.
KYUHYUN: "Type"...
ZHOU MI: [attempts Korean]
TRANSLATOR: [translates]
KYUHYUN: Ahhhhh. I have no plans.
ZHOU MI: You have no plans to write songs?
KYUHYUN: No plans.
ZHOU MI: Then do you have plans to create a game?
KYUHYUN: Oh, game.
ZHOU MI: Do you want to make a game?
SOMEONE: [translates]
KYUHYUN: OH.
TRANSLATOR: [translates some more]
KYUHYUN: I have no plans to create anything whatsoever.
KYUHYUN: I just want to properly sing the things Zhou Mi, Henry, and Ryeowook write.
ZHOU MI: Aww, thank you!
KYUHYUN: No problem.
ZHOU MI: We'll work hard!
KYUHYUN: You'll work hard.
*LOL and later then, he was being mean to these 3 (Mi, Wook, Henry)
starting 4:37
RYEOWOOK: If Kyuhyun releases a solo album, I can write him a song.
KYUHYUN: Ohhh, really?
ZHOU MI: We'll all help! I think about it everyday--
KYUHYUN: I don't want it.
RYEOWOOK: WHY NOT?!
ZHOU MI: You don't want his song?
KYUHYUN: No!
ZHOU MI: Then do you want my lyrics?
RYEOWOOK: I want them!
ZHOU MI: Do you want the lyrics I write?
KYUHYUN: Yours?
ZHOU MI: Yeah, my lyrics.
KYUHYUN: No, not them either.
ZHOU MI: Then who DO you want?
HENRY: What about me?
KYUHYUN: Me?
RYEOWOOK: (laughing)
HENRY: You don't want mine either?!
ZHOU MI: Then what about Jay Chou?!
KYUHYUN: Ohhhhh, Jay Chou.
HENRY: Jay Chou is good, right?
KYUHYUN: Thank you, gege.
ZHOU MI: Oh, he's saying thank you, Jay Chou gege.
KYUHYUN: Thank you, gege.
translated by @evaporate